The Damn Messenger is a writer, podcaster, student, husband and dreamer. Among his primary areas of focus are retro pop culture, criticism of higher education, self-improvement, anxiety/stress management and independent conservatism. He is an Atlanta native, a stubborn Braves fan and enjoys drinking copious amounts of Sleepytime tea.
It’s also worth noting that The Damn Messenger holds several world records in sumo wrestling/bungee jumping, has a net worth close to $3,000,000 ZWD and eats an entire Walrus for breakfast every morning. As you can see from his photo, he is a really handsome too:
DISCLAIMER: One of the preceding paragraphs may be an exaggeration.